QotD: I'd Totally Pig Out

If you could eat anything you wanted, and not have to worry about gaining weight/being unhealthy/inhumane, what would you totally pig out on? 
Submitted by Jay.

Ah, an age old question I do not have an answer to. Why? Because I pig out with the intent to gain weight. And I just can't. I'm 4"11 and around 85 pounds, and no matter how much I consume, I cannot rise above 90 pounds. For example: I've eaten about 16 - no, 17 - homemade banana muffins in the last two or three days. Think it's going to matter? No. Why? Because I'm doomed to the fate of being called "chicken legs" for the rest of my life. Yes, there are worse fates, I realize that, but still.

As for the unhealthy aspect, if something's truly bad, I don't like it. Example: hot dogs. But then again, I love McDonald's with all my heart. Go figure.

Inhumane? I don't know. I've never eaten anything like rabbit, deer, or an otherwise similarly cute animal's meat. I'm a pansy. I'll go vegan one day, that I guarantee.

OK, Glory. It's 8 AM. Go to bed.