QotD: Do Not Want (To Eat)
What do you absolutely refuse to eat?
Hmm, I just left a comment on Lilu's vox about this, but cheese is something I cannot and will not eat. As I told her, I use uncooked spaghetti sticks to dig the cheese out of pizza rolls. That's how anti-cheese I am. Besides cheese, I'll never eat deer, rabbit, duck, or any other similarly adorable animal. I know I'm a hypocrite for then turning around and eating, say, bacon (aka Wilbur), but whatever. I'm a hypocrite, then.
A hypocrite who hates cheese.
Comments
duck is good... you should try it. I still can't believe you don't like cheese. That's astounding. I dream of cheese when I don't have it... it's glorious.
We absolutely SCREW our cattle (figuratively, not literally...I hope). I'm not exactly sure if this is entirely true, but I know some scientists believe that mad cow disease is a result of the crap we feed our cows, and by crap I mean OTHER DEAD COWS. I've heard reports that some folks just grind up roadkill and crap and feed it to their animals, and obviously, that is not natural, and mad cow disease may be one of the consequences. That being said, I heard a lot of this from a talk radio show that focuses on aliens and time travel, so....
Cheese is evil. Pure, unadulterated evil.
The duck thing is like the deer thing. Or dog thing. It might very well be delicious, but...it's a sweet little duck. "Duck" was my first word. I just..can't do it. *shrugs*
Cheese is a blessing from the dairy gods. :o
I would never eat dog. Dogs are my favourite animal.. for me that'd be on the same level as cannibalism. Yuck. You can go ahead and not eat duck.. there's always chicken, and it tastes better (and is much cheaper) anyway.
*furrows brows* What exactly are we as a society supposed to DO with such people? I suppose making sure psychiatric care is provided would work, but...is there a watch list for, ahem, "animal lovers"? Kinda like the sex offender registry, so one could go online and check their area, maybe put a little extra security around Fido just in case? ...So, so wretched and bizarre. And I feel quite guilty for laughing at the "BAHH means NO" thing.
Cheese is the work of the dairy devil himself.
Replying to this comment has made very hungry suddenly. For KFC. Yum...
When asked what scared author Stephen King, he replied "my neighbors.. because you never really know anybody, do you.. and anyone could live next door to a killer." or in this case.. cattle-fondler. He may be in your guild or the one next to mine!
I defend cheese to the death! It's heavenly!