QotD: Do Not Want (To Eat)

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I don't like eating Betsy (cow).. unless Betsy is cooked by my step-mom Janice. I haven't been able to enjoy a hamburger since I've gotten back from Africa. They take care of their cattle there.. of course they eventually slaughter them, but let them go down with some dignity.. rather than pump them up with stereoids and letting the machine do the knife work.

duck is good... you should try it. I still can't believe you don't like cheese. That's astounding. I dream of cheese when I don't have it... it's glorious.

We absolutely SCREW our cattle (figuratively, not literally...I hope). I'm not exactly sure if this is entirely true, but I know some scientists believe that mad cow disease is a result of the crap we feed our cows, and by crap I mean OTHER DEAD COWS. I've heard reports that some folks just grind up roadkill and crap and feed it to their animals, and obviously, that is not natural, and mad cow disease may be one of the consequences. That being said, I heard a lot of this from a talk radio show that focuses on aliens and time travel, so....

Cheese is evil. Pure, unadulterated evil.

The duck thing is like the deer thing. Or dog thing. It might very well be delicious, but...it's a sweet little duck. "Duck" was my first word. I just..can't do it. *shrugs*

there was a guy at Faire that was caught, in the middle of the night, screwing one of the farm animals. I believe it was a goat.. or something like it. So at Faire people started saying "BAHH means NO"... that's on the subject of screwing (literally) animals...

Cheese is a blessing from the dairy gods. :o

I would never eat dog. Dogs are my favourite animal.. for me that'd be on the same level as cannibalism. Yuck. You can go ahead and not eat duck.. there's always chicken, and it tastes better (and is much cheaper) anyway.

*furrows brows* What exactly are we as a society supposed to DO with such people? I suppose making sure psychiatric care is provided would work, but...is there a watch list for, ahem, "animal lovers"? Kinda like the sex offender registry, so one could go online and check their area, maybe put a little extra security around Fido just in case? ...So, so wretched and bizarre. And I feel quite guilty for laughing at the "BAHH means NO" thing.

Cheese is the work of the dairy devil himself.

Replying to this comment has made very hungry suddenly. For KFC. Yum...

Everyone was laughing at BAHH means NO, don't feel bad. I think the guild that owned said farm animal made pins with that on there. It'd be nice if the government would keep track of folks like that.. if only to keep them away from Faire. ;-p

When asked what scared author Stephen King, he replied "my neighbors.. because you never really know anybody, do you.. and anyone could live next door to a killer." or in this case.. cattle-fondler. He may be in your guild or the one next to mine!

I defend cheese to the death! It's heavenly!

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